英文笑话:Pickle Slicer
Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it， but Bill indicated that he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.
One day a few weeks later， Bill came home ashen. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.
"What's wrong， Bill？" she asked.
"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer？"
"Oh， Bill， you didn't."
"Yes， I did."
"My God， Bill， what happened？"
"I got fired."
"No， Bill. I mean， what happened with the pickle slicer？"
"Oh…… She got fired too."
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