英语哲理（笑话）
男人man 女人woman
Smart man + smart woman = romance
聪明男人+聪明女人=浪漫爱情
Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy
聪明男人+笨女人=怀孕
Dumb man + smart woman = affair
笨男人+聪明女人=离婚
Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage
笨男人+笨女人=结婚
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
聪明老板+聪明员工=利益
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
聪明老板+笨员工=单纯生产
umb boss + smart employee = promotion
笨老板＋聪明员工＝个人提升
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
笨老板＋笨员工＝倒闭
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