爆笑英语幽默笑话精选13：Applied Psychology应用心理学（英汉双语笑话）
13.Applied Psychology
13.应用心理学
After the student delivered the pizza to old Ken's house，Ken asked，"What is the usual tip?”
"Well，”replied the youth，"this is my first trip here，but the other blokes say if I get 5p out of you，I’II be doing great.”
一个学生把比萨饼送到老肯恩家，肯恩问:“你一般要多少小费?”
"Is that sot”snorted Ken. "Well，just to show them how wrong they are，here’s five quid.”
年轻人答道:“我第一次到这边来，同事们说我要是能得到5便士就很不错了。”
"Thanks,”replied the youth，“I'll put this towards to my studies.”
“是吗?”肯恩哼了一声，“他们错了，给你5镑。”
"What are you studying”asked Ken.The lad smiled and said，"Applied psychology.”
“谢谢，”年轻人答道:“我会把这些用在我的研究上。”
snort
“你学什么的?”肯恩问道。年轻人笑着说:“应用心理学。”
quid
vi/vt.轻蔑(或愤怒)地哼;嘲讽地大笑;哼着鼻子说(或表示) n.喷鼻息;鼓鼻
lad
n.[英][理]一镑金币;(复数)钱
psychology
n.[C}男孩，少年;青年男子，小伙子
n.[U]心理学
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