爆笑英语幽默笑话精选15：The Composition Class作文课（英汉双语笑话）
15. The Composition Class
15.作文课
The students in the composition class were assigned the task of writing an essay on "The Most Beautiful Thing I Ever Saw".The student who，of all the members of the class，seemed the least sensitive to beauty, handed in his paper first with astonishing speed. It was short and to the point. He had written:"The most beautiful thing I ever saw was too beautiful for words.”
在作文课上，学生们被布置写一篇题为“我所见到过的最美的东西”的文章。在整个班级中看起来对美最不敏感的那个学生用令人吃惊的速度第一个交了卷。这篇文章短而扼要。他写道:“我所见到过的最美的东西美得无法用语言来表达。”
assign
vt.分配，分派
astonish
vt.使吃惊，使惊讶
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