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爆笑英语幽默笑话精选23: A Physics Examination一次物理考试(英汉双语笑话)

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23.A Physics Examination

23.一次物理考试

Once  in a  physics  examination,Nick finished the first question very soon,while his classmates were thinking it hard.

在一次物理考试中当同学们都还在苦思冥想时,尼克很快就答好了第一个问题。

The question was: when it thunders why do we see the lightning first,then hear the thunder rolls

这个问题是:为什么在打雷时,我们总是先看到闪电后听到雷声?

Nick’s answer: Because our eyes are before ears.

尼克的回答是:因为眼睛在前,耳朵在后。

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