Man Vs. Woman Joke(1)
It‘s all in the punctuation：
An English professor wrote the words，“Woman without her man is nothing”on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote：“Woman，without her man，is nothing.”
The women wrote：“Woman：Without her，man is nothing.”
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