73. You Never Called

阅读 : 次

　　A guy spots his doctor in the mall. He stops him and says, "Six weeks ago when I was in your office, you told me to go home, get into bed and stay there until you called. But you never called. "

　　"I didn't?" the doctor says." Then what are you doing out of bed?"

Notes:

　　(1) spot v.（从很多人或物中）认出；看出

　　(2) mall n.集市

Exercises:

根据短文选择正确答案：

　　① Where did the guy see his doctor?

　　A. in the barber's

　　B. in the shopping center

　　C. at the railway station

　　D. in the hospital

　　② How long had it been since the guy went to see the doctor?

　　A. two weeks

　　B. three weeks

　　C. more than a month

　　D. more than two months

　　③ What had the doctor told him to do?

　　A. to stay in bed

　　B. to have a nice sleep

　　C. to go home

　　D. to call him again

　　④ We can see from this passage that_____ .

　　A. the doctor had played a trick on the guy

　　B. the guy must have stayed in bed for a long time

　　C. the guy was very angry with the doctor

　　D. the doctor did call upon the guy

　　⑤ What had been the guy's problem?

　　A. He had caught a cold.

　　B. He had had a mental problem.

　　C. He needed a good rest.

　　D. He had been homesick.

73.从未来访

　　一人在购物中心偶遇他的医生。他走上前去说：“六周以前我在你的办公室，你告诉我让我回家去卧床直到你来访。但你从未来访。”

　　“我没去吗？”医生说，“那你现在下床干什么？”

练习参考答案：

①B②C③A④B⑤C

英语笑话英语小笑话英文笑话英语幽默小故事

本文标题：73. You Never Called - 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
本文地址：http://www.dioenglish.com/writing/humor/4303.html

上一篇：72.What Went Wrong 下一篇：74. A Vacation Cruise

Knights & Nights

　　Teacher: Why do we sometimes call the Middle Ages the Dark Ages?　　Betty: Because they had so many knights.　　中文：　　老师：为什么有时我们称中世纪为黑暗时代呢？　　贝蒂：因为那时有许多骑士。（英文中...
2018-12-08 英语笑话
解救灰姑娘的办法--双语幽默漫画

"Cinderella,I'm going to rescue you by turning that pumpkin into a coach--a success coach!"灰姑娘，我将用把这个南瓜变成一个教练的办法来解救你。更多英语笑话英语小笑话英...
2018-10-30 英语笑话
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事5：那就更糟了

那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事Much worse 那就更糟了Policeman:Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed Of your watch? 警察：有...
2018-10-30 英语笑话
看笑话学英语25:A Solution 从未准时的解决方案

听笑话学英语25:A Solution 从未准时的解决方案找一个从未准时来上班的员工谈话。我告诉她，她的迟到是不能被公司接受的而且其他员工已经注意到她每天早上的晚到。听完我的意见，她同意她造成了一个问题，她甚至...
2018-10-31 英语笑话
我们的尾巴

　　The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he：“Let me ask the evolutionist a question ―― if we had tails like a baboon, where are they？...
2018-12-25 英语笑话
第1368期英语笑话同一条狗

Teacher: Jimmy, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 老师：吉米，你那篇关于“我的小狗”的文章和你哥哥写的一模一样。你是不是抄你...
2018-11-27 英语笑话
Joke 36

　　Mr Black gave his wife money every Friday evening， but she always spent it before the next Wednesday， so that for the next three days she had none.　　Every Tuesday evening Mr Black asked her， 'B...
2018-12-28 英语笑话
现在你的口袋里还剩下什么

One day, the teacher inquired of Peter:" How much is four minus four?" Peter was tongue-tied. The teacher got angry and said: "What a fool! You see, if I put four coins in y...
2018-11-27 英语笑话
Lightbulbs Joke(3)

　　Q：How many type A personalities does it take to screw in a light bulb？　　A：Two. One to screw in the light bulb，and one to tell him he‘s doing it all wrong.更多英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英...
2018-12-31 英语笑话
英语笑话|夫妻间的公平交易,Fair trade

A husband comfortably laid down on the couch before his wife comes in and ask"Can you fix the light in the bathroom for me?""Do you think I work for General Electric?" The h...
2018-11-27 英语笑话