双语笑话 童言童趣乐翻天①
Nurse: "Don't you like your new baby sister, Johnny?"
保姆：“约翰尼，你不喜欢新出生的小妹妹吗?”
Johnny: "She's all right, but I wish she had been a boy. Willie Smith had just got a new sister, and now he'll think I'm trying to copy him"
约翰尼：“她还可以，但他要是一个男孩就好了。威利史密斯刚有一个新出生的小妹妹，现在他会认为我是想跟他学一样。”
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