英语幽默漫画带翻译：奇怪的伴侣（双语）
Son: What’s an “aspersion”, dad?
儿子：什么是“诽谤”，爸爸？
Dad: A snippy remark.
爸爸：一个傲慢的话。
Son: What’s “snippy”?
儿子：什么是“傲慢”？
Dad: …Aahhh, scissors!
爸爸：啊啊啊，……剪刀！
Apteryx: Hi There, I am an apteryx, a wingless bird with hairy…un…
几维：你好，我是一只无翼多毛的鸟。
Platypus: Yes…?
鸭嘴兽：真的……？
Apteryx: …Feathers.
几维：……羽毛。
Platypus: Cool.
鸭嘴兽：酷。
Apteryx: I’ve been saying that all my life, and suddenly…it makes no sense!
几维：我说了我所有的生活，只是……突然觉得没有意义！
Platypus: What…?
鸭嘴兽：什么……？
Apteryx: A bird---without wings?? ----feathers---made of hair??…
几维：没有翅膀的鸟---？？----羽毛---用头发做的吗？？…
Platypus: Hey, fret not kid. I’m no blue blood myself.
鸭嘴兽：嘿，不要担心孩子。我没有蓝色贵族的血。
Platypus: You’re talking to a platypus!
鸭嘴兽：你说鸭嘴兽！
Apteryx: A platypus?
鸭嘴兽：鸭嘴兽
Platypus: …A web-footed mammal with claws, velvet fur, a beaver’s tail and a duck’s bill…that lays eggs like a snake and suckles its young.
几维：鸭嘴兽吗？
Apteryx: Gee!
鸭嘴兽：……蹼足动物的爪子，绒毛皮，海狸的尾巴和鸭子的账单……，产卵，像一条蛇，卵生哺乳。
Apteryx: Far be it from either of us to cast aspersions on the other, by golly.
几维：哎呀！
Platypus: Amen to that!
几维：就我们俩去中伤对方，天哪。
Apteryx: …Now there goes a perfect companion for Frankenstein…
鸭嘴兽：阿门！
阿门：阿门
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