双语笑话 和平
Once God came up to me and granted me a wish.
I asked for world peace. That's impossible, he said.
Then I asked him to give you brains. He said, Let me try world peace.
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。
我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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