英语笑话笑死人不偿命57: 你的东西放在哪儿了(双语)
Where Do You keep Yours ?
你的东西放到哪儿去了？
The famous, but rather aged, doctor was making his rounds, followed by a young intern. Suddenly the intern noticed something peculiar.
一位上了年纪的著名医生正在各病房做例行巡视，一位年轻的实习医生跟着他，突然那名实习医生注意到一件怪事。
"Say, doctor, are you aware that you have a suppository behind your ear?"
“医师先生，您有没发现您耳朵放了一支栓剂呢？"
"Oh, shit!" exclaimed the eminent practitioner. "Do you know what this means?"
“喔！真是糟糕！”那位名医说道，“你知道那表示什么吗？”
"What?"
“什么呢？”
"Some asshole has got my pen!"
“我把我的钢笔塞到某一位病人的屁股里面去了！”
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