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• Military Joke(2)

  　　A Taliban was sitting in a cave when he hears over a dune the voice of one American solider：“One American solider is better then 10 Taliban fighters”so the Taliban angry sent over ten of his...

  2019-01-02 英语笑话

• Lawyer Joke(1)

  　　A Yankee lawyer went duck hunting in eastern North Carolina. He shot and dropped a bird，but it fell into a farmer‘s field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence，an e...

  2018-12-31 英语笑话

• Family Joke(41)

  　　Examining his new will，the old man said to his attorney，“I guess this makes my son and I sort of like football players.”　　“How‘s that？”the lawyer asked.“Well，until I kick off，he doesn’t re...

  2018-12-29 英语笑话

• 幽默电话留言

  1) My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished. 2) Hi. This is John. If you are the phone company, I alr...

  2019-01-20 英语笑话

• 英语幽默精读【138】A Holiday from School

  　　Tommy hated school and was always looking for excuses not to go.　　If he sneezed, he asked his mother to write a note saying he had a cold.　　If he had a headache, he asked his mother to tak...

  2019-01-07 英语笑话

• 老板和我

  　　My Boss and I　　When I take a long time, I am slow.　　When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.　　When I don't do it, I am lazy.　　When my boss doesn't do it, he is too busy.　　When...

  2018-12-25 英语笑话
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  外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹295：睡前祷告词(中英)

  Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. “Please God,” she said "Make Na pies the capital of Italy”朱莉叶在做睡前祈祷。“祷告上帝。”她说:“让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都吧。”Her mother interrup...

  2018-11-02 英语笑话

• Doctors Joke (81)

  　　What does it mean when the doctor says you have six months to live？You have five months to pay！　　How can you tell if you have a cheap doctor？He takes Friday off to play miniature golf. When doe...

  2018-12-29 英语笑话

• Trombone jokes

  　　Q： How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn？　　A： Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.　　Q： How do you make a french horn sound like a trombone？　　A： Take your han...

  2018-12-10 英语笑话

• 双语笑话 关于美国总统的脑筋急转弯②

  Q. Which President, while living in the White House,regularly skinny-dipped in the Potomac River?　　哪个总统住在白宫期间，定期在白宫边的波托马可河里裸泳？　　A. Between...

  2018-11-26 英语笑话