英语笑话笑死人不偿命63: 免惊啦(双语)
No Worriess
免惊啦！
At the swimming pool one day, a child asked his mother,
在游泳池旁，一个小孩问他妈妈，
"Mommy, Mommy, can I go swimming?"
“妈咪，妈咪，我可不可以下去游泳？“
"Certainly not, darling. The water's much too deep. "
“亲爱的，当然不可以，水太深了。”
"But Daddy's swimming, Mommy. "
“可是爸爸不是在游泳吗？妈咪！”
"Your daddy's insured, sweetheart. "
“你爸爸有保险啊，甜心。”
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