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• 笑话习题簿11.2.18

  While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den（私室，贼窝） . What is the big brass gong（锣） and hammer for? one of his frie...

  2018-11-23 英语笑话

• Doctors Joke (48)

  　　A new nurse listened while the doctor was yelling，“Typhoid！Tetanus！Measles！”　　The new nurse asked another nurse，“Why is he doing that？”　　The other nurse replied，“Oh，he just likes to call the...

  2018-12-29 英语笑话

• Three Men in a Pub

  There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them aretalking about the amount of control they have over theirwives, while the third remains quiet.After a while one...

  2018-11-17 英语笑话

• 别人告诉我这大约有9300万英里远。

  Lawyer: You say you were about thirty-five feet away from the scene of the accident? Just how far can you see clearly?Witness: Well, when I wake up in the morning I see th...

  2018-11-28 英语笑话

• Accordion jokes

  　　An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.　　Q： What is the definition of an optimist？　　A： An accordion player with a pager.　　Q： What is the difference between an Uzi and an accordion？　　A： The Uz...

  2018-12-10 英语笑话
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  外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹256：提醒(中英)

  Several weeks after our son began his freshman year at Alma College in Michigan, my husband and I decided to visit him. I was careful to call him a few days in advance to "warn" him that we w...

  2018-11-01 英语笑话

• 可他们上哪儿都走着去

  A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss his use of the car. 　 "I'll make a deal with you," said his f...

  2018-11-26 英语笑话

• 英文笑话:The Green Shit

  　　A man walked into　a bar and said to the bartender， "Give me a shot of that green shit you　have over there."　The bartender said，　"I don't know about that， sir， it's pretty strong."　　The man r...

  2018-12-26 英语笑话

• 约翰在听讲吗？

  　　Is John Listening　　Teacher： John, why aren't you listening？　　John： But,teacher, I am listening！　　Teacher： If you were listening, tell me what I said.　　John： You said,“John, why aren't you l...

  2018-12-25 英语笑话

• 不用担心迟到

  　　Mr. and Mrs. Wilson and their children were going to begin their vacation one day， and they had to be at the airport at eleven-forty AM. “It'll take us half an hour to get there in the taxi，”...

  2018-12-10 英语笑话