Classic humour stories(10)
Imitate Birds
A man tried to get a job in a stage show. "What can you do？" asked the producer.
"Imitate birds," the man said.
"Are you kidding？" answered the producer, "People like that are a dime a dozen."
"Well, I guess that's that." said the actor, as he spread his arms and flew out the window.
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