英语笑话笑死人不偿命19: 瞧瞧我的袜子(双语)
Look at My Socks
瞧瞧我的袜子
"Say, that's an interesting pair of socks you've got on, Charlie, one green and one red. "
“嘿，查理，你穿的这双袜子真有趣，一只绿色一只红色。”
"Yeah, and I've got another pair just like it at home."
“是吗，我家里还有一双同样的袜子呢。”
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