英语幽默漫画带翻译：重温懒惰肥猫（双语）

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1. Jon: Hi, there... I'm Jon Arbuckle. I'm a cartoonist, and this is my cat Garfield.

『大家好！……我叫姜?艾伯克，是个漫画师，这是我的猫——加菲』

2. Garfield: Hi, there. I'm Garfield. I'm a cat, and this is my cartoonist, Jon.

『大家好！……我叫加菲，是只猫，这是我的漫画师——老姜』

3. Jon: Our only thought is to entertain you.

『我们只有一个想法——让大家都开心』

Garfield: Feed me.

『我也只有一个想法——快拿吃的给我』

1. Jon: Happy birthday, Garfield. I have a surprise for you

『生日快乐，加菲！生日惊喜哦！』

2. Jon: A rubber mousey!

『橡皮老鼠！』

3. Garfield: Could've used a little salt...

『加点调料就好了』

1. Jon: A MOUSE! GET IT!

『是耗子！快逮住！』

2. Jon: Garfield! You didn't even try!

『加菲！你倒是动一下啊？』

3. Garfield: Show me a good mouser, and I'll show you a cat with bad

『要让我抓耗子，就让你见识一下口臭的猫』

1. Jon: I'm putting you on a diet, Garfield... Here's your dinner.

『从现在开始减肥啦，给……这是你的』

2. Jon: WHA...

『嗯？』

3. ……

『……』

1.……

『……』

2. Garfield: AHHHHH...

『啊～嗯～～』

3. Garfield: Happiness is a warm television set.

『幸福就是一台冒着热气儿的电视机』

1. SLAP!

『啪！』

2. ……

『……』

3. Jon: Don't be cruel, Garfield. Put the catburger out of it's misery and eat it.

『温柔点儿，加菲……别再折磨饼干了，把它吃了吧』

1. Garfield: Cats...

『我们猫呢……』

2. Garfield: We cats are intelligent, soft, cute ...

『聪明，温柔，可爱……』

3. Garfield: Furry cuddly ...

『一身小软毛儿……』

4. Garfield: Playful ...

『活泼……』

5. Garfield: Demure ...

『稳重……』

6. ……

……

7. Garfield: And masters of the house.

『主宰这个家！』

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