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第1433期双语笑话 你做了什么呢 what did you do?

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Girl:While I was going downtown on the tramcar this morning ,the conductor came along and looked at me as if I hadn't paid my fare.Boy:Well,what did you do ?Girl:I looked at him as if I had.

女孩:今天早上我坐电车到市中心是,售票员走过来并注视着我,好像我没有付车钱一样。男孩:嗯,那你怎么办呢?女孩: 我也注视着她,就好像我付了车费一样。

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