英语幽默漫画带翻译：你为啥要我帮你？（双语）
A: Help!! Im drowning!
A：救命呀！！我溺水了！
B: Dont worry! Just do exactly as I say and youll be fine!
B：别担心！照我说的做，你会没事的！
B: Breathe air into your lungs instead of water!
B：你要吸空气，不要吸水进到肺部呀！
A: I cant! I dont think!
A：不行呀。。。我不认为。。。
A: GlueGlueGlue
A：咕噜咕噜咕噜（不断呛水中。。）
Disappeared
（在水中沉没了。。）
B: If he isnt going to accept my help, why did he ask?
B：他都不接收我的帮助，干嘛要问我呀？
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