英语幽默笑话30秒Unit32：Smaller Fish 小鱼(双语)
Smaller Fish
小鱼
Two men were in a restaurant and order fish,
有两名男子在餐厅点鱼。
The waiter brought a dish with two fish,
服务生端来装着两条鱼的盘子，
one larger than the other.
其中一条鱼比另外一条来得大。
One of the men said to the other,"Please help yourself."
当中一位男子跟另外一位说：
The other one said"Ok,"
“别客气，请自行取用呀。”
and helped himself to the larger fish.
另外一位男子说：“好”，
After a tense silence,
于是就帮自己挑了比较大条的鱼 。
the first one said,"really,if you had offered me the first choice,i would have taken the smaller fish!"
就在一阵气氛紧张的沉默之后，
The other one replied,"What are you complaining for?you have it,don't you?"
第一位男子就说：“真是的。如果你要我先选，我就会拿比较小条的鱼。”
另一位男子回答说：“那你在抱怨个什么劲呀？你现在已经拿了呀，不是吗？”
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