Classic humour stories(51)

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• Friend for Dinne

  　　"Honey," said the husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."　　"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel l...

  2018-12-07 英语笑话

• 知行哈哈糖英语笑话之生活篇45：Obituary 死亡讣告（中英+）

  The phone rang in the obituary department of the local newspaper. "How much does it cost to have an obituaryprinted"? asked the woman. 地方报社负责刊登死亡讣告的部门电话响了。“登一篇讣告多少钱？”一位...

  2018-11-07 英语笑话

• Idiots Joke(33)

  　　A contractor hired two brothers to install home siding. He demonstrated the process and sent them off to their first job. Things were going smoothly when the older brother saw that his younger...

  2018-12-31 英语笑话

• 英文笑话:Painless Birth

  　　A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival， the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to...

  2018-12-26 英语笑话
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  趣味图片英语笑话：the ratings 收视率（双语）

  i understand your concerns, but we really need the ratings ...我懂你们的担忧，但是我们真的需要收视率 更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事 相关文章和资料，请继...

  2018-11-02 英语笑话
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  英语幽默漫画带翻译：威利的字典（双语）

  Wiley's dictionary威利的字典herbarium: What she do if her husband croaks.植物标本集:如果她的丈夫在发牢骚她该种点什么？ 更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故...

  2018-11-06 英语笑话

• Educational Joke(3)

  　　A student comes to a young professor‘s office hours. She glances down the hall，closes his door，and kneels pleadingly.“I would do anything to pass this exam，”she says.She leans closer to him，fli...

  2018-12-29 英语笑话
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  趣味图片英语笑话：Jack and the Beanstalk 杰克和豌豆（双语）

  We're closing down this operation ...Genetically modified crops of this nature are against the law ...我们正关闭这个操作…通常转基因作物是违法的…How Jack and the Beanstalk played...

  2018-11-07 英语笑话

• 英语幽默精读【31】Get a Job

  　　One day shortly after I had come home from college, my father was outside doing yard work. He found a baby bird under a tree and assumed it had fallen from its nest. Wanting to return the tiny...

  2019-01-07 英语笑话

• Marriage Joke(5)

  　　man who was just married was flying to the Florida Keys for a business trip. His new bride was to accompany him the next day. When he got there he E-mailed his wife to let her know he made it...

  2018-12-31 英语笑话