英汉幽默故事选读【20】
Coffee Problem
A man was at the doctor's office. "Every time I drink a cup of coffee, Doctor, I have a stabbing pain in my right eye. What should I do?" he asked .
"Take the spoon out of your cup. " answered the doctor.
Notes:
（1） stabbing adj.刺痛的
（2） spoon n.匙子
Exercises:
根据短文回答下列问题：
① Where was the man?
② What problem did he have?
③ In which eye did he have the problem?
④ How did the doctor answer him?
⑤ Do you think the doctor was only joking?
咖啡问题
一位男子来到医生的办公室。“医生，每次我喝咖啡，我的右眼都有刺痛感。您说我该怎么办？”他问道。
“把勺子从咖啡杯里拿出来。”医生回答说。
练习参考答案：
① At the doctor's office.
② He had a stabbing pain in the eye.
③ The right eye.
④ The doctor told him to take the spoon out of the cup every time he had a cup of coffee.
⑤ No.
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