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英汉幽默故事选读【45】

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A Call from a Frog

  A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you . "

  The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"

  "No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class.

  Notes:

  (1) frog n.青蛙
  (2) psychic n.通灵之人
  (3) semester n.(美国)一个学期
  (4) biology n.生物学

  Exercises:

  根据短文判断下列句子正(T)、误(F):
  ① A frog visits the psychic one day.
  ② The psychic tells the frog that he will meet a pretty mid-aged
  ③ The frog is greatly delighted to hear the news.
  ④ The frog would like to meet her at a party.
  ⑤ The psychic tells him that he will be in danger actually.

青蛙的电话

  青蛙拨打通灵热线。电话中说:“你将遇到一位美丽的年轻女子,她要了解你的一切。”

  青蛙说:“这太棒了!我会在舞会上遇见她,还是――?”

  “不,”通灵者说,“是在下个学期她的生物课上。”

  练习参考答案:

  ①F②F③T④T⑤T

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