免费理发
一天，理发师给一个牧师理发，做完之后牧师要付钱，理发师不收，说，“你在为上帝工作。”第二天早晨，理发师发现门口有人送了一打圣经。
一个警察又来理发，理发师也没收钱，说，“你是保护大众的。”第二天早晨，理发师发现门前有人送了一打油圈饼。
后来有一个律师来理发，理发师又没收钱，说，“你是维护法律系统的。”第二天，理发师发现门前站了一打律师等着免费理发。
A free haircut
A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused, saying, "you do God's work." The next morning the barber found a dozen bibles at the door to his shop.
A policeman came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused to pay, saying, "you protect the public." The next morning the barber found a dozen doughnuts at the door to his shop.
A lawyer came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused payment, saying, "you serve the justice system." The next morning the barber found a dozen lawyers waiting for a free haircut.
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