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• 双语 笑话 Belling the cat(系铃于猫)

  Long ago, there was a big cat in the house. He caught many mice while they were stealing food. One day the mice had a meeting to talk about the way to deal with their co...

  2018-11-25 英语笑话

• Friend for Dinne

  　　"Honey," said the husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."　　"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel l...

  2018-12-07 英语笑话

• Guitar jokes

  　　Q： How do you make him stop playing？　　A： Put notes on it！　　Q： What did the guitar say to the guitarist？　　A： Pick on someone your own size！　　Q： What's the definition of a minor second？　　A： Two l...

  2018-12-10 英语笑话

• Great Event 林肯过生日

  Great Event Teacher: What great event happened in 1809? Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln was born. Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 1812? Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln had his third bi...

  2019-01-20 英语笑话
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  外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹179：太快与太慢(中英)

  A man traveling at 130 miles per hour on the road was stopped by traffic police.一个男人把车开到了每小时130英里的时速。警察把他拦了一下来。“Sorry, officer.” Said the driver, “Was I driving...

  2018-11-01 英语笑话

• 131.Ways to Report Death

  　　Two brothers, Herbert and James, lived with their mother and a cat named Edgar. James was particularly attached to the cat, an...

  2018-10-29 英语笑话

• 爆笑英语幽默笑话精48:The Sun And The Moon太阳与月亮（英汉双语笑话）

  48.The Sun And The Moon48.太阳与月亮Tom and his classmate，Jerry，are talking about the sun and the moon. Jerry asks，"Which of them is more useful?”汤姆和他的同学杰瑞正在...

  2018-10-31 英语笑话

• 死于肝癌的人80%都是喝酒的。

  Wife:You see.According to te statistics on the paper 80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcoho.Husband:It's okey. To my investigation, all Thespeopleeat m...

  2018-11-26 英语笑话

• 英语幽默笑话：你精神正常吗？

  那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事 Are you a normal person? 你精神正常吗？During a visit to the mental asylum,a visitor asked the director, "What is the criterion that defines a patie...

  2018-11-30 英语笑话

• 英汉幽默故事选读【101】

  A Gentle Reminder　　Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfast t...

  2019-01-06 英语笑话