到底谁了解女人是怎样的角色?
“女人”趣谈Who in the Hell Understands Women?
黑格尔所过：“永恒的女性指引我们前进”，可亚里士多德又说：“对待女人需要鞭子”。那么女人对于这个世界究竟是怎样一个角色，这也许永远也无定论。但是，下面这些关于女性的妙语，也不见得是一家之言、无稽之谈。
*The nice women are ugly. （好女人不漂亮）
*The beautiful women are not nice. （漂亮女人不好）
*The beautiful and nice women are stupid in general. （又漂亮又好的女人一般都很愚蠢）
*The beautiful, nice and clever women are married. （又漂亮又好又不愚蠢的女人都结婚了）
*The women who are not so beautiful but are nice women are born in poverty.
（不是很漂亮但是很好的女人却出身贫寒）
*The women who are not so beautiful but are nice women born in noble think we are only after their lordiness . （不是很漂亮但是很好又出身高贵的女人会认为我们看上的是她们的权势）
*The beautiful women without lordliness are after our lordliness. （而没有权势但是很漂亮的女人看上的是我们的权势）
*The clever women, who are not so nice and somewhat beautiful don't think we are clever enough. （不是很好但是很漂亮又很聪明的女人却嫌我们不够聪明）
*The women who think we are clever, that are nice, somewhat clever and have lordliness have a lot of pursuers. （又好又聪明又出身高贵又觉得我们聪明的女人都有很多追求者）
*The women who are somewhat beautiful, somewhat nice and have some lordliness and thank God are clever and always maintain many candidates
（又好又漂亮又出身高贵而且又聪明的女人总是脚踏几条船）
*The women who never make the first move, automatically lose interest on us when we take the initiative. （那些从不主动的女人一旦我们采取主动就对我们失去兴趣）
*NOW，WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTANDS WOMEN? （现在，到底有谁了解女人这东西？）
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