我是整形医生
男：I＇m a photographer. I＇ve been looking for a face like yours. 我是摄影师。我一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。
女：I＇m a plastic surgeon. I＇ve been looking for a face like yours. 我是整形外科医生。我也一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。
男：Is this seat empty？这个座位是空的吗？
女：Yes，and this one will be if you sit down.是的，如果你坐下，我的这个座位就是空的。
男：Will you go out with me this Saturday？ 这个星期六你想跟我出去吗？
女：Sorry. I＇m having a headache this weekend. 抱歉。这个周末我头疼。
男：I think I could make you very happy. 我想我能让你非常快乐。
女：Why？ Are you leaving？ 是吗？你是说你要离开？
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