英语笑话:为什么喝得这么快

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导语：笑话让人快乐^_^中西方人的笑点不一样，也许你觉得捧腹大笑的笑话，老外也许还纳闷中：“很好笑吗？”老外笑的掉泪的笑话，我们也许觉得“好冷”。归根到底就是中西文化的不同，所以呢，看笑话也能学到知识哟(*^__^*)……下面就随英语笑话小编一起来欣赏这则英语笑话吧(*^__^*) ……

　　A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll it be buddy?"

　　The man says, "Set me up with seven whiskey shots and make them doubles." The bartender does this and watches the man slug one down, then the next, then the next, and so on until all seven are gone almost as quickly as they were served. Staring in disbelief, the bartender asks why he's doing all this drinking.

　　"You'd drink them this fast too if you had what I have."

　　The bartender hastily asks, "What do you have pal?"

　　The man quickly replies, "I have a dollar."

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