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那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事146:安眠药

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那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事

Sleeping pills
安眠药

Bob was having trouble getting to slesp at night. He went to see his doctor,who pre8cribed some extra-strong sleeping pills.
鲍勃晚上总失眠。他去看医生,医生给他开了一些强力安眠药。

Sunday night Bob took the pills,slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office, strollsd in and said tO his boss: " I didn't have a bit of trouble getting up this morning."
星期天晚上鲍勃吃了药,睡得很好,闹钟还没响他就醒了。他到了办公室,慢慢迢达进去,对老板说:我今天早上起床很顺利。

"That's fine,”roared the boss, "but where were you Monday and Tuesday?"
很好!“老板吼道,那你星期一和星期二到哪儿去了?” 

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