英语笑话：送给秘书的礼物
导语：笑话让人快乐^_^中西方人的笑点不一样，也许你觉得捧腹大笑的笑话，老外也许还纳闷中：“很好笑吗？”老外笑的掉泪的笑话，我们也许觉得“好冷”。归根到底就是中西文化的不同，所以呢，看笑话也能学到知识哟(*^__^*) ……下面就随英语笑话小编一起来欣赏这则英语笑话吧O(∩_∩)O~~
Gift Wrapping On the afternoon of Secretary Day, my co-worker and I finally found the time to get gifts for our secretaries. While at the store, my colleague noticed my disappointment.“What‘s wrong?" he asked.“They won’t provide gift wrapping," I answered.“No problem," he said quickly.“I‘ll ask my secretary to do it.”送给秘书的礼物秘书节的下午，我和我的同事终于挤出时间去给我们的秘书买礼物。在商店里，我的同事看出我很失望。他问我：“出什么问题了？”我说：“他们不提供包礼物的服务。”他很快地说：“没关系，我可以叫我的秘书包。”
1. wrap包裹。也有“缠绕”的意思：A vine wraps round a big tree.一根藤绕在一棵大树上。
2.secretary秘书。It takes a new secretary one month to break in.新来的秘书要一个月的时间熟悉工作。
3.disappointment失望。These children are prepared for the disappointments as well as the joys of life.这些孩子不仅准备享受生活的乐趣，而且也准备经受生活中的失意。
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