英雄无用武之地
Once a hunting party was hopelessly getting lost all the time.
And so the hunting party leader and the hunters became very angry. And one of them said to the guide, very angrily, "I thought you advertised that you were the best guide in New York State."
And the guide was also confused and scratched his head and said, "Yes, yes, I know, I am, I am. But we're in Canada now!"
幽默 英语
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