外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹67：超前思维(中英)
An old man and a young man are traveling on the train. The young man asks:“Excuse me, what time is it?” The old man does not answer. “Excuse me, sir, what time is it?” The old man keeps silent. “Sir, I’m asking you what time is it. Why don’t you answer?!” The old man says: "Son，the next stop is the last on this route. I don’t know you，so you must he a stranger. If I answer you now, I’l1 have to invite you to my home. You’re handsome，and I have a beautiful daughter. You will both fall in love and you will want to get married. Tell me, why would I need a son- in- law who can' t even afford a watch?”
一个老人和一个年轻人坐在火车上旅行。年轻人问:“对不起，现在几点了?”老人没有回答。“对不起，现在几点了?”老人还是保持沉默。“先生，我在问你现在几点了。你为什么不回答我?!”那个老人说:“孩子，下一站就是终点了。我不认识你，所以我们是陌生人。如果我现在回答你，我也许不得不邀请你去我家做客。你很英俊，恰好我有一个美丽的女儿。那样你们会相爱并且结婚。你说我为什么要一个连手表都买不起的女婿呢?”
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