二十美元
"I shall have to give you ten days or $ 20," said thejudge.
"I'll take the 20 dollars, Judge," said the prisoner.
二十美元
“我要判你十天监禁或罚你二十美元。”法官说。
“我要二十美元,法官。”犯人回答。
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