音乐天才
Musical Ability
During a flood in California, a TV writer whose home was washed away discovered he had musical talent．
"My wife held on to a bed and floated down the canyon,"he said to a friend．
"How does that prove you have musical ability?"
"I accompanied her on the piano．"
音乐天才
在加利福尼亚的一场洪水中，一个家被洪水冲走的电视节目撰稿人发现他自己有音乐天才。
“我的妻子抓住一张床，漂下了峡谷。”他对一个朋友说。
“那怎么能证明你有音乐才能呢？”
“我抓住钢琴，陪她一起漂下去了。”
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