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英语幽默小故事带翻译:Travel restriction “走不动了”(中英双语)

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63.Travel restriction

63.“走不动了”

Out-of-state friends of ours recently inherited several pieces of real estate which, unfortunately, are producing more taxes than income. When my wife invited thenn for a visit,back carne the response:"You know we'd love it. But right now we're just too property-stricken to go anywhere."

我们外州的朋友最近继承了几块地产。不幸的是几块地产给他们的不是收入,而是税款。我妻子邀请他们来玩的时候,他们说:“你知道我们是很乐意去的。但是,我们现在让对产压得哪儿也去不了了。”

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