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- 英文笑话:Heart Attack
- A middle aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she has a near death experience. During that experience she sees God and ask if this is it. ...
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- 英文笑话:Repatriation
- Recently three people were stranded out at sea - a Japanese， a Malaysian and an Indonesian. The boat started leaking and if they do not act fast they would all die. The Japanese was the firs...
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- 英文笑话:Black Condom
- A guy walks into a store and asks the salesperson "Do you have black color condoms？" Salesperson： "No sir， but we have other colors if you're interested". Customer： "No！ No！ I want black co...
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- 英文笑话:A Drunk
- Staking out a notoriously rowdy bar for possible D.U.I. violators， a cop watched from his squad car as a fellow stumbled out the door， tripped on the curb and tried 45 cars before opening the do...
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- 英文笑话:Three Words
- A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous and sexy young woman entered. She was so striking that the man could not take his eyes away from he...
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- 英文笑话:Camel Condom
- Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain， so the old lady reached into her purse， took out a condom， cut off the tip and slipped it over h...
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- 英文笑话:Aids
- A woman is picked up by a basketball player in a bar. They like each other and goes back with him to his hotel suite. He removes his shirt and she sees that on this arm is a tattoo which re...
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- 英文笑话:Blondie
- Once upon a time， a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes that she had her hair cut and died brown. A few days later， as she was driving around the countryside， she stopped her car to let...
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- 英文笑话:First Grade
- A first grader comes home and announces to his father that he had sex with his teacher. Well， his father's chest just swells with pride and he says to his son， "I was a freshman in college be...
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- 英文笑话:Pizza, Party & Moonlight
- Jenny was so happy about the house they had found For once in her life it was on the right side of town. She unpacked her things with such great ease As she watched her new curtains blow in th...
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- 英文笑话:A Nun
- One day Jim was walking through town and accidently bumped into a nun. The nun said，" Hello， my name is Ellen. Tomorrow I am going to be entering the convent， and I was hoping that you could s...
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- 英文笑话:Wrestling Hero
- Our story begins at the Olympics，， specifically the wrestling event. It is narrowed down to the Russian or the American for the gold medal. Before the final match， the American wrestler's tr...
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- 英文笑话:Stress Reliever
- Stress Reliever # 1 Hubby： You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why？ Wife： When there is a problem， no matter how impossible， I look at your picture and the problem di...
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- 英文笑话:Twisted Humors
- What is the definition of Confidence？ When your wife catches you in bed with another woman and you slap her on the ass and say， "You're next！"-------------------------- How are prostitution...
2018-12-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 黑英语(1)
- 黑英语―第一课 1.背口诀记单词 有一个rat（老鼠） 非常地fat（肥胖） 跳进了vat（缸）* 偷吃了salt（盐） 变成了bat（蝙蝠） 气坏了cat（猫） 咬破了hat（帽子） 当成了mat（垫子） 2.识音标，记单词 rat n....
2018-12-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英文笑话:Psychic
- A woman went to the local psychic in hopes of contacting her dearly departed grandmother. The psychic's eyelids begin fluttering and she begins moaning. Eventually， a voice comes， saying， "...
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- 英文笑话:Answering Machine
- Here are five funny phone answering machine messages： （a）。 Hello， you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up the phone right now， because we're doing something we really enjoy. Sonya lik...
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- 英文笑话:Austin Powers
- Pick Up Lines * I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long. * （Lick finger and wipe on her shirt）Let's get you out of these wet clothes. * Nice legs……what time do they...
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- 英文笑话:Racial Discrimination
- The first grade class in Brooklyn comes in from recess. Teacher asks Sarah， "What did you do at recess？" Sarah says， "I played in the sand box." Teacher says， "That's good. Go to the...
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- 英文笑话:Divorce
- An old man and his young wife were getting divorce at a local court. But the custody of children posed a problem. The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had...
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- 英文笑话:Swearing
- A seven-year-old boy and his four-year-old brother were upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what？" said the seven year old. "I think it's about time we start swearing." The four year old...
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- 英文笑话:Removable Parts
- A little boy went in and asked his mother if people had removable parts. 'Of course not' his mother replied 'why do you ask？'. The little boy answered 'Well I just heard daddy say to Uncle J...
2018-12-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 黑英语(7)
- 黑英语―第七课 被囚禁的大公鸡 1.背口诀记单词 有一个cock（公鸡） 穿一双sock（袜子） 想把人mock（模仿） * 脚被人lock（锁住） 找一块rock（岩石） 狠狠地knock（敲） 把主人shock（震惊） 2.识音标，记...
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- 英文笑话:Baby
- John went to his friend's house unannounced， and he wanted to spend the night. His friend was sorry that he could not offer him a whole room， so he said， "You can sleep on the floor in the liv...
2018-12-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 黑英语(8)
- 黑英语―第八课 不幸的蛇 1.背口诀记单词 山里有只snake（蛇） 不知什么sake（缘由）* 一天突然wake（苏醒） 赶快爬出lake（湖水） 口里咬着cake（蛋糕） 尾巴不停quake（发抖） 农夫抛下rake（耙子） *...
2018-12-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
