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- Doctors Joke (44)
- A man goes to his doctor and says“Hi doc,remember me”? ‘No,but what can I do for you?“ “You know doc,I came to you two years ago. You said I had pneumonia,gave me some medicine and advise...
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- Doctors Joke (45)
- A man goes to see his doctor because of a problem he is having concerning his memory. The man tells the doctor“I have been having lots of problems remembering things that happened in the past...
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- Doctors Joke (46)
- Having completed a course of analysis with his psychiatrist,John tells a friend: “I always thought I was indecisive” Friend:“And now?” John:“I‘m not so sure.”更多 英语笑话、英语小笑...
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- Doctors Joke (47)
- A young guy was feeling ill,so he asked a friend to recommend an internist.“I know a great one,”his friend said,“but he‘s very expensive. He charges $400 for the first visit and $100 for each...
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- Doctors Joke (48)
- A new nurse listened while the doctor was yelling,“Typhoid!Tetanus!Measles!” The new nurse asked another nurse,“Why is he doing that?” The other nurse replied,“Oh,he just likes to call the...
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- Doctors Joke (50)
- Did you hear about the man in the hospital who‘s doctor came into his room an said“I have some bad and good news for you”。The man said:“What is the bad news?The doctor said;”We need to cut...
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- Doctors Joke (51)
- Feeling dizzy and nauseous,Bill went to the doctor.“So,”said the doctor as bill sat on the examining table,“what seems to be the problem?”At once Bill shot his feet,grabbed his hat and coat,and...
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- Doctors Joke (52)
- “But doctor,”lamented the young husband in counseling,“whenever Sue and I quarrel,she becomes historical.”“You mean,hysterical,”said the doctor.“No,historical. She is always digging up my pas...
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- Doctors Joke (53)
- A surgeon was checking on a patient who had a hernia operation three days before. The doctor asked the man why he had not gotten out of bed.“I hurt,”the man said.“You don‘t know how it feel...
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- Doctors Joke (55)
- “Doctor!There‘s fly in the ointment!” “Yes,I know,he‘s recovering from a nasty soup-burn.”更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事,请继续关注 英语作文大全幽默 笑话...
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- Doctors Joke (56)
- A man‘s doctor told him one day,“I have bad news and worse news.”“Give me the bad news first,”the man said. The doctor replied,“The bad news is,you only have 24 hours to live.”“What?!?That’s...
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- Doctors Joke (57)
- A man goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. He hasn‘t been feeling well and wants to find out if he’s ill. After the checkup the doctor comes out with the results of the examination.“I...
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- Doctors Joke (58)
- “The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks.” “And did he?” “Yes,I had to sell the car to pay the bill.”更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事,请继续关注 英...
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- Doctors Joke (59)
- An Antartican was in the therapist office: Dr. Hieden:Why are you here? Antartican:I tried to come it suicide by taking 1,000 aspirins!!!! Dr. hieden:What happened? Antartican:Well after the f...
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- Doctors Joke (60)
- A man visits his doctor and says,doctor,I keep seeing green Martians before my eyes. The doctor asks have you seen a psychiatrist? The patient says,“No Only green Martians!”更多 英语笑话、英语...
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- Doctors Joke (61)
- After many sessions the psychiatrist says to his patient:Congratulations,Sir,you are cured. The patient says:Some cure. Before I was Alexander the Great. Now I‘m nobody.更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话...
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- Doctors Joke (62)
- A doctor told his patient after reviewing his x-rays he needed surgery costing $5000.00. The patient said he only had $500.00 and what could be done. The doctor said,“Well,I can always touch-up...
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- Doctors Joke (63)
- Patient:Doctor,doctor I think I swallowed a spoon! Doctor:Just sit patiently and try not to stir更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事,请继续关注 英语作文大全幽默 笑话...
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- Doctors Joke (64)
- While giving a physical the doctor noticed that his patient‘s shins were covered with dark bruises.“Tell me,”said the doctor,“do you play hockey or soccer?”“Neither,”said the man.“My wife...
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- Doctors Joke (65)
- “Doctor,doctor,will I be able to play the violin after the operation?” “Yes,of course……” “Great!I never could before!”更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事,请继续关注 英语...
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- Doctors Joke (66)
- -A man goes to the dentist and says: -My teeth are kind of yellow,what do you recommend? -A brown tie!!!更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事,请继续关注 英语作文大全幽默 笑话...
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- Doctors Joke (68)
- A lady wasn‘t feeling well,so she went to the doctor. Doctor asked if she ever had chicken pox? Her reply:“No,but I have had chicken nuggets.”更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小...
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- Doctors Joke (69)
- According to the scholar,an internist knows everything and does nothing,a surgeon does everything and knows nothing,and a psychiatrist knows nothing and does nothing. Only a pathologist knows eve...
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- Doctors Joke (70)
- Doctor,“the man said to his ophthalmologist,”I was looking in the mirror this morning,and I notice that one of my eyes is different from the other!“ “Oh”?Replied the doctor“Which one?”更多...
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- Doctors Joke (71)
- A depressed patient went to see his primary care doctor as a routine check-up. The patient always looked stressed and depressed. After the examination and review all the patient‘s medicine(tot...
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