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- Educational Joke(3)
- A student comes to a young professor‘s office hours. She glances down the hall，closes his door，and kneels pleadingly.“I would do anything to pass this exam，”she says.She leans closer to him，fli...
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- Educational Joke(4)
- TEACHER：What is the chemical formula for water？ SARAH：“HIJKLMNO”！ TEACHER：What are you talking about？ SARAH：Yesterday you said its H to O！更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事...
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- Educational Joke(5)
- Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which people eat Oreo cookies provides great insight into their personalities. Choose which method best describes your favorite method of eatin...
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- Educational Joke(6)
- A mother mouse and a baby mouse were walking along，when all of a sudden，a cat attacked them. The mother mouse goes，“BARK！”and the cat runs away.“See？”says the mother mouse to her baby.“Now do...
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- Educational Joke(7)
- Teacher：What‘s the outside layer of a tree called，Tommy？ Tommy：Don‘t Know. Teacher：Bark，Tommy. Tommy：Woof，Woof.更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继续关注 英语作文大全幽默 笑话...
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- Educational Joke(8)
- The science graduate asks，“Why does it work？”The engineering graduate asks，“How does it work？”The accounting graduate asks，“How much does it cost？”The liberal arts graduate asks，“Would you lik...
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- Educational Joke(9)
- “Just to establish some parameters，”said the professor，“Mr. Nichols，what is the opposite of joy？” “Sadness，”said the student.“And the opposite of depression，Ms. Biggs？” “Elation.” ...
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- Educational Joke(12)
- A man entered his doctor‘s office with a cucumber up his nose，a carrot in his left ear and a banana stuck in his right ear.“Doc，”he asked，“What’s wrong with me？”“Simple，”replied the doctor，...
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- Educational Joke(13)
- A man visiting a doctor says；Doctor I just dropped in to tell you how much I benefited from your treatment. The doctor replied；but you are not one of my patients. The man said：I know. But my uncl...
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- Educational Joke(10)
- Teacher：Class，who can go to the board and show us the map of the North America？ George：Yes，ma‘am. Teacher：Okay George. George：Here is the map of North America. Teacher：Class，who discovered...
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- Educational Joke(11)
- Doctor，doctor！I feel like a goat.“ “How long have you been like this？” “Since I was a kid.”更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继续关注 英语作文大全幽默 笑话...
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- Educational Joke(14)
- “Doctor！”complained the patient：“I keep seeing spots before my eyes.” The doctor scratched his head.“Why have you come to me？ Have you seen an ophthalmologist？“ “No，”replied the pa...
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- Educational Joke(15)
- A man visits his psychiatrist and talks about being haunted by visions of his departed relatives. He says；these ghosts are perched on the tops of fence posts around my garden every night. They...
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- Bush Joke
- President Bush can‘t find WMD in Iraq，and can’t do anything about gas prices，so he‘s come out for“Intelligent Design”。I guess that shows that religion，not patriotism，is the last refuge of a...
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- Elderly Joke(1)
- Old Lady Driving on Highway Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers，a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself，This driver is...
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- Elderly Joke(2)
- A rather old fashioned lady，always quite delicate and elegant，especially in her language，was planning a weeks holiday in Sydney with her husband，so she wrote to a particular camping ground and ask...
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- Elderly Joke(3)
- Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentl...
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- Elderly Joke(4)
- Three old ladies are sitting in a diner，chatting about various things. One lady says，“You know，I‘m getting really forgetful. This morning，I was standing at the top of the stairs，and I couldn’t r...
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- Elderly Joke(5)
- “How was your game，dear？”asked Jack‘s wife Tracy.“Well，I was hitting pretty well，but my eyesight’s gotten so bad I couldn‘t see where the ball went，”he answered.“But you’re 75 years old，Jac...
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- Elderly Joke(6)
- An old man walks into a bar，sits down，and starts crying. The bartender asks，“What‘s wrong？”The old man looks at the bartender through Teary eyes and between sobs says，“I married a beautiful wom...
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- Elderly Joke(7)
- There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So son #1 bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would sure...
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- Elderly Joke(9)
- A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it，he ignored her and continued on. Finally he went t...
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- Elderly Joke(10)
- An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a 90-year-old man. When she returned to her daughter‘s house later that night，she seemed upset.“What happened，Mother？”the daughter asked.“I had...
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- Elderly Joke(11)
- Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other，“Fred，how was the memory clinic you went to last month？”“Outstanding，”Fred replied.“They taught us...
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- Elderly Joke(12)
- An elderly couple is beginning to notice that neither of them seem to be able to remember things as well as they used to. So，they go to see their doctor，who explains that there is nothing really...
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