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- How can you tell if you have been spending too much time at home on the Internet？ Your spouse emails you a message saying dinner is ready and she/he uses the address“Your spouse@home.com.”...
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- Things to do While Downloading A File On Your Computer： ・Buff your mouse pad ・Make a list of things to download ・Play a percussive beat on your thighs in time with your modem ・C...
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- Q：Why didn‘t Intel call the Pentium，the 586？ A：Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继续关注 英语作文...
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- The Yankees have a monopoly game. The Mets have a monopoly game. Microsoft has a monopoly，no game but a lesson for us all.更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继续关注 英语作文...
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- How many IBM PC owners does it take to screw in a light bulb？ Only one，but he‘ll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first，which is extra.更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、...
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- Did you hear that Netscape is moving to Tel-Aviv，Israel？ They‘re going to rename themself“Netan-Yahoo”更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继续关注 英语作文大全幽默 笑话...
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- You know it‘s time to re-evaluate your relationship with your computer when…。 You wake up at 3 o‘clock in the morning to go to the bathroom and you stop to check your e-mail on the way...
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- Computer Joke(41)
- The businessperson told a nervous client to think of the computer match up service simply as“dater-processing”更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继续关注 英语作文大全幽默...
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- Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool，Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom and stayed the...
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- A pregnant woman gets into a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly six months，she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically，she asks the doctor about her...
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- His pediatrician asked six-year-old Johnny，who watched a good many TV，adds，just to make conversation. Johnny，if you found a couple of dollars and had to spend them，what would you buy？“ “A box o...
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- A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain.“Where are you hurting？”asked the doctor.“You have to help me，I hurt all over”，said the woman.“What do you mean，all over？”asked the doctor...
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- This guy goes into a doctor‘s office. The doctor says，“Oh，Mr. Jones！We have the results of your test. Do you want the bad news first or the very bad news？”The guy shrugs and says，“Well I guess...
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- A lawyer was cross-examining the doctor about whether or not he had checked the pulse of the deceased before he signed the death certificate.“No，”the doctor said.“I did not check his pulse....
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- A man walked into a doctor‘s office and the receptionist asked him what he had. He replied，“I got shingles.” She said，“Fill out this form and supply your name，address，medical insurance numb...
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- His pediatrician asked six-year-old Johnny，who watched a good many TV，adds，just to make conversation. Johnny，if you found a couple of dollars and had to spend them，what would you buy？“ “A box o...
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- A new miracle doctor was in town. He could cure anything and anybody，and everyone was amazed with what he can do. Everyone except for Mr. Smith，the town grouch. So Mr. Smith went to this‘miracl...
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- Jay went to a psychiatrist.“Doc，he said，”I‘ve got trouble. Every time I get into bed I think there is somebody under it. I get under the bed；I think there’s somebody on top of it. Top，under，und...
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- A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop. The surgeon was there，waiting for the service manager to co...
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- A man hasn‘t been feeling well，so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward，the doctor comes out with the results.“I’m afraid I have some very bad news，”the doctor says.“You‘r...
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- Somehow we always think we are aging at a slower rate than everyone else，this was true of this older woman who is seeing a doctor for the first time. She was taken into a room and told to“m...
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- Peter called his doctor‘s office for an appointment.“I’m sorry，”said the receptionist，“we can‘t fit you in for at least two weeks.” “But I could be dead by then！” “No problem. If...
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- Doctors Joke (16)
- Things Not to Hear During Surgery，Part I Darn，there go the lights again…… Ya know，there‘s big money in kidneys. Heck，the guy’s got two of‘em. Everybody stand back！I lost my contact lens！ ...
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- 法国奢侈婚礼撒钞票庆贺引发小镇公愤
- PARIS （Reuters） - A lavish wedding where newly-weds were sprinkled with shredded euro-note confetti has provoked outrage in a French town, a newspaper reported on Tuesday. 法国《解放报》周二（8...
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- Doctors Joke (17)
- Things Not to Hear During Surgery，Part I I Could you stop that thing from beating？It‘s throwing my concentration off…… What‘s this doing here？ I hate it when they‘re missing stuff in h...
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