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- Elderly Joke(60)
- “I see you‘re losing your hair.” “Nonsense. I know exactly where it is down the bathroom sink.”更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继续关注 英语作文大全幽默 笑话...
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- 与老外交流最不该说的八句话
- 一戒:不问年龄。西方人的年龄是保密的。特别是24岁以后绝不会谈论自己的年龄。 二戒:不问财物。一个人的收入和随身所戴的财物都与个人的能力、地位、脸面等有 关。 三戒:不问婚姻。这属于个人隐私。让...
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- Elderly Joke(61)
- The elderly couple stood before the family court judge after a lengthy divorce trial. The judge addressed the woman who was seventy-five years old，“So，Mrs. C.，after 50 years of marriage，love tear...
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- 中国天主教呼吁教众抵制电影《达-芬奇密码》
- 中国天主教爱国会副主席刘柏年说，由于这部电影有许多与天主教教义相冲突的和侮辱性的情节，中国天主教爱国会和中国天主教主教团正在考虑由“主教团发一封信通知各地，让信众不要去看这个电影。” 刘柏年说，对天...
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- Elderly Joke(62)
- A recently widow says to her friend，“Oh don‘t talk to me about lawyers” “I‘ve had so much trouble settling my late husband’s estate that I sometimes whish he hadn‘t died…。”更多...
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- Elderly Joke(63)
- An elderly lady was sitting in a restaurant crying silently with tears collecting in a bowl of soup. Noticing this，the waiter walked over to her and politely said，“Lady that soup don‘t need no...
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- Elderly Joke(64)
- An old man is talking to his friends. He says，“I‘ve got my health，everything is fine，my mind，knock wood…who’s there？更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继续关注 英语作文大全...
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- Entertainment Joke(1)
- Through the pitch-black night，the captain sees a light dead ahead on a collision course with his ship. He sends a signal：“Change your course 10 degree east.” The light signals back：“Change...
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- Entertainment Joke(2)
- Our generation never got a break. When we were young they taught us to respect our elders. Now that we are older，they tell us to listen to the youth of the country.更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英...
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- Entertainment Joke(3)
- Ladies and gentlemen，hobos and tramps，Bug-eyed mosquitoes and bowlegged ants！ I‘m about to tell you a story I’ve never heard before，So pull up a chair and sit on the floor. Admission is free，s...
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- By the time the soldier pulled into the little town，every hotel room was taken.“You‘ve got to have a room somewhere”，he pleaded with a proprietor.“Well，I do have a double room with one occupa...
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- Entertainment Joke(5)
- There was a lady who had triplets. Shut up，Be quiet，and Trouble. One day she told the boys to go buy her some milk from the store. They set off. When they got there the walked around looking for...
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- Entertainment Joke(6)
- It was a stormy night. A guy was driving in some mountains and his car broke down. He stopped it by a tree and walked down the highway looking for help. A headlight started to approach him f...
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- Entertainment Joke(7)
- A lady walks into the drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic.“Ma‘am，what do you want with arsenic？”“To kill my husband.” “I can‘t sell you arsenic to kill a person！” The...
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- Entertainment Joke(8)
- One day the son of the big chief comes to the Medicine man and says“Big Chief no fart！” So the Medicine man says give him one pill every 5 hours and come back to me in a week. The son come...
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- Entertainment Joke(9)
- A guy was standing at the bottom of the stairs listening to the bells. He decided to go up and meet the ringer. So he raced up the many stairs until finally he was standing not three meters...
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- Entertainment Joke(10)
- “Hi？Is this the mental hospital？” “Yes，it is.” “Can I speak to Mr. Scott in room ten？ “One moment and I‘ll connect you…。I’m sorry，Mr. Scott in not answering.” “Good. That me...
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- Entertainment Joke(12)
- Mr. Johnson was overweight，so his doctor put him on a diet. He said：“I want you to eat regularly for two days，then skip a day，and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you，you s...
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- Entertainment Joke(13)
- One day a rich famous man went to buy a sport car from a dealership. The price of the car was $80000 and the man had only $79998 to pay. The sales associate insisted that the price is firm and...
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- Entertainment Joke(11)
- After leaving the racetrack Bill bumped into his old friend Peter on the bus.“Say，”Peter said，“How‘s it going？”“Going？You want to hear one of the most amazing things that ever happened？Tell m...
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- 我很喜欢和中国漂亮女孩约会
- 先介绍一下我的女朋友，晶晶。她以前有过一段婚姻，是同一位中国男士，她曾经约会过别的外国人，我也不是第一个和她有长期关系的外国男子。所以，她应该是一个很平衡的参照物，在比较两种文化不同的问题上很有发言权。 ...
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- Entertainment Joke(14)
- A rooster was strutting around the henhouse one Easter morning and came across a nest of eggs dyed every color of the rainbow. The rooster took one look at the colorful display，ran outside and...
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- Entertainment Joke(15)
- Due to inherit a fortune when his sickly，widower father died，Charles decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. Going to a singles‘bar，he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath away.“I’...
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- Entertainment Joke(16)
- Due to inherit a fortune when his sickly，widower father died，Charles decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. Going to a singles‘bar，he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath away.“I’...
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- Entertainment Joke(17)
- A woman was in a gambling casino for the first time. At the roulette table she says，“I have no idea what number to play.” A young，good-looking man nearby suggests she play her age. Smiling...
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