期望妻子成为手中的报纸--双语幽默笑话

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妻子要是报纸就好了

Wife talking to her husband，who reads newspaper all day: I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day.

妻子和丈夫谈话，他一天到晚总是看报纸，妻子抱怨说：我要是报纸就好了，那样我就可以天天在你手里了。

Husband: I wish that too, so I could change you daily。

丈夫说我也希望那样，那样我就可以每天换一个了。

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