英语幽默小故事带翻译：Smart or not 谁人不聪明（中英双语）
21.Smart or not
21.谁人不聪明
A fellow computer programmer for a consulting group had designed some software for one of our largest accounts.He requested my assistance in putting it into operation. At first，he handled most of the work, with rne just doing corrections and inputting data. Eventually, though, he asked me to help with the last phase of the training.
计算机公司的一名程序设计师为我们最大的一家财政部门设计了一些软件。这位设计师要求我来协劝他完成这项工作。开始时，他干着绝大部分的活，我只是干些改错、材抖
输入的事。谁知最后，他竟然让我做培训工作。
When I sat down with one woman and told her I would be showing her how to make changes to the files，she sighed with relief.”I` m so glad you` re teaching instead of him.”Surprised，I replied that my colleague was far more experienced than I was.”Yes，”she said,”but I feel much more comfortable with you. I get real nervous around smart people."
我和一位女士坐了下来，我告诉她，我来教她怎样进行文件更改。这时，她松了一口气说:“我真高兴是你来教我，而不是他。”我很吃惊，我回答说我的同事比我的经验丰富得
多。她说:“没错儿，但我跟你在一块儿就不感到有压力，在那些精明人面前我总感到胆怯.”
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