外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹168：收考卷(中英)
One day a student was taking a very difficult essay exam. At the end of the test, the professor asked all the students to put their pencils down and immediately hand in their tests. The young man kept writing furiously，although he was warned that if he did not stop immediately he would be disqualified. He ignored the warning, finished the test 10 minutes later, and went to hand the test to his instructor. The instructor told him he would not take the test.
一天，一个学生正在参加一个非常难的论文考试。考试结束了，教授让所有的学生放下铅笔，把他们的试卷交上来。但是他仍旧在不停地写。无论教授怎么警告他，甚至说如果不马上停笔的话就取消他的考试资格。这个学生仍旧在不停地答卷。十分钟后他写完了，但是教授拒绝收他的试卷。
The student asked, "Do you know who l am?"
这个学生问:“你知道我是谁吗?”
The professor said，"No and I don’t care.
教授严肃地回答说:“不，我也不想知道你是谁。”学生继续追问说:“你真的不知道我是谁?”
The student asked again，"Are you sure you don't know who I am?"
教授说不知道。
The professor again said no. So the student walked over to the pile of tests, placed his in the middle，then threw the papers in the air.
然后，这个学生走到那堆试卷前，把他的试卷塞到了那堆试卷的中间，然后把它们全抛向了空中。
"Good.” the student said, and walked out. He passed
“太好了。”学生说完就离开了。他考试通过了。
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