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外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹172:苏珊会唱卡拉OK(中英)

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As a college student, I worked in the evenings at a shop. On slow nights, my coworker Susan often sang along with the radio while we did paperwork and restocked merchandise. One evening as the manager was leaving, I expressed my concern to him about our safety, being two women working alone at night. “Oh, you’ll be fine,” he said with a wave of his hand. "If you see anybody who looks  suspicious, just  warn  them that Susan knows karaoke.”
 

我是一个大学生,所以只能晚上在一家商店打工。我的同事苏珊经常在我们记账和理货的时候随着收音机唱歌。一天晚上,经理刚要走,我对他说了我对我们的安全感到不安,因为晚上只有我们两个女的工作。“噢,你们不用担心。”他挥着手说。“如果你们看到任何可疑的人,就警告他们说苏珊会唱卡拉OK。”
 

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