英语幽默小故事带翻译：Patent 专利（中英双语）
58.Patent
58.专利
I conducted orientation for groups of new employees of a large computer-software company. One part covered the legal paper work for any inventions they had patented prior to joining us. Although it didn't apply to everyone，I explained，I needed all of them to list any patents they had.One young woman looked uncertain, but began writing.
我负责为某大型计算机软件公司的新雇员介绍一些所需填的表格和文件。其中有一项是了解他们在加入我公司前曾有过哪些申请合法的发明专利。当然，我知道，这一项并不
适合所有的人.所以我解释说:我需要他们列一个任何自己的专利品清单。有个年较女士看上去有点疑感，但她还是写了。
When I collected the forms，I saw that she had listed two pairs of shoes，with a bag to match.
收表的时候，我看到她的清单上写着:两双鞋，用一个书包来搭配。
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