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英语沙龙-开心乐园-11

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You don’t have to pay for lightningTeacher:Who can tell me the difference between lightning and electricity?Student:You don’ t have to pay for lightning. 闪电不用付钱 老师:谁能告诉我闪电与电的区别?学生:闪电不用付钱。 本文无注释

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