外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹292：懒惰的结果(中英)
Mother; Why were you kept after school today, Johnny?
妈妈:约翰尼，你今天放学以后为什么被留下了?
Johnny: Teacher told us to write an essay on "The Result of Laziness", and I fumed in a blank sheet of paper.
约翰尼:老师叫我们写一篇题为“徽惰的结果”的作文，我交了一张白卷。
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