外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹291：我是司机(中英)
The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on，the passengers wouldn’t let him aboard.
一辆公共汽车已经相当拥挤，还有一个人想挤进来，乘客不让他上去。
"It’s too crowded,” they shouted. "What do you think you are?"
“太挤了。”他们喊道:“你以为你是谁?”
"I'm the driver,” he said.
“我是司机。”他回答说。
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