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趣味图片英语笑话:Modern blues 现代的蓝调(双语)

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my wife insists on weekly organic porridge day ...

我的妻子坚持每周一天吃有机燕麦

i'm not a sufficiently masculine role model for my son...

对我儿子来说我不够阳刚

the interest rate is too high on my mortgage ...

房贷的利率太高了

modern blues

现代的蓝调

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