像妈妈的女孩
No matter which girls he brought home, the young man found disapproval from his mother. A friend gave him advice.
"Find a girl just like your mother ―― then, she's bound to like her."
So the young man searched and searched, and finally found the girl. He told his friendly adviser:
"Just like you said, I found a girl who looked, talked, dressed, and even cooked like mother, And just as you said, mother liked her".
"So," asked the friend, "what happened?"
"Nothing," said the young man. " My father hates her!".
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